Love Stinks, yeah yeah

J.Geils Band said it best.

This past week was some straight up bull shit, but its over. I'd like to blame it on mercury retrograde, pluto retrograde, the full moon, the eclipse, and your mom's asshole, but my fate and happiness is really nobody's responsibility but my own.

Here's the most recent joke I've put in the notebook:

"I met a girl recently I liked, but I didn't see the red flags and it didn't work out

She was dealing with a lot of change when we met and was emotionally unavailable.

That's what I get for asking girls out who are waiting in line at the CoinStar.

The timing was off.

I'll ask her again when she's in line at the pop machine.

The only stable situation in my life right now has a horse in it. I wired in its light and fan"

yeah its horrible. I’m looking to get on some shows.